out-in-the-open:

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dilfwolf:

STEREK WEEK ‘14 || Friday: AU

Sterek Skype Date (in which Derek moves away and Stiles has to teach him how to use skype)

requested by dyleon 

not all monsters do monstrous things

Anonymous: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Clint went MIA after the battle of New York, and it really pissed Natasha off.

Vogue (2009)

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

colinmorgasms:

#you’re a fluffy cute puppy trapped in a body of a greek god.

myfandomsarekillingme:

In my world we don’t say “I love you” we say “watch fullmetal alchemist” and I think thats beautiful

get to know me [1/10] relationships - Castle/Beckett (Castle)

"Everything I’ve ever done, every choice I’ve ever made, every terrible and wonderful thing that’s ever happened to me…it’s all led me to right here. This moment. With you."

HW